OLDIES .. What A Hoot

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OLDIES .. What A Hoot

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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.
'Two years older than me.'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?'




Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
About being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'




Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'


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ONE FOR DIZZ

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.



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Post by ADF-Dizz »

No that's not true - I think, oh shiat where's my glasses - can't find my medication

ah but I still have some friends - they all seem to worry about how old I am, they seem concerned frankly I don't give a bra's razoo how old I am. And yes I did mean to spell it that way (not Brass [smilie=laugh[2].gif] )

I'm not that old ............. yet..... I reckon at least another 30 years


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good one Capt
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