One day a man strolled into the paint section of a hardware store, walked up to the assistant and said “I’d like a litre of canary coloured paint”.
“Sure” said the sales assistant, “Mind if I ask what it’s for?”.
“My parakeet” the man says; “see I want to enter him in a canary contest. He sings so beautifully, he is sure to win”.
“Well you can’t do that!” the assistant says. “The chemicals in the paint will kill the poor thing”.
“No they won’t” says the customer.
“Listen mate, I’ll bet you twenty bucks your parakeet dies if you try to paint him”.
“You’re on” says the customer.
Two days later, the man walks back into the hardware store and very sheepishly lays his $20 on the counter.
“So the paint killed him?” asked the counter assistant.
“Well, not directly” said the man “He seemed to handle the paint ok, but I think it was the sanding between coats that did him in”.
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