Son asked his mother the following question:

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:46 am

Why are wedding dresses white?

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!! IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!!

Son asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

Post by **Yoshizumi** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:24 pm

lmfao!!!

Post by **ADF-Dizz** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:27 pm

Post by **ADF-Shaggs** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:47 pm

Thats gold. lol.

Post by **Mick** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:50 pm

Yep gold M8. Nice job capt. lol

Post by **ADF-Baby** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:10 pm

funny but true

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:13 pm

yeah ..like your not thinking that to Deano...Just to friggen scard to say so....

[..looks around to see if she she's me typen..]

oops she saw me....

Post by **Tycoon** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:23 pm

Another good answer would be... so you can see her coming while your hitting on the brides maids.

Tycoon

Post by **ADF-Azrael** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:29 pm

Washing

Ironing

F******

Ect.

Post by **ADF-BUNGY** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:13 pm

Or
Washing
Ironing
Food
Entertainment

Post by **ADF-Rubber** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:34 am

I like it
Well done CaptCC