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Tunnel of fun

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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi
guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss
girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print
on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark,and she slapped his
cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead.


The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again
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Post by ADF-Dizz »

very good
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Post by ADF-Snake »

ROFL!!! Oh god that's a good one  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

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Post by Fox »

lol that's funny :)

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Aim To Please....HAHAHA
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