HYPNOTIST VISITS THE NURSING HOME:

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Subject: HYPNOTIST VISITS THE NURSING HOME:





It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.

Hello...! My name is Anthony Cools, the hypnotist exclaimed: I'm here for Senior Entertainment night and we are going to have some fun! - I intend on hypnotizing each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Anthony withdrew a beautiful Antique pocket watch from his coat.
The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Anthony the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch,
Watch the watch . ..

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
Forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds
Of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
Slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering
Into a hundred pieces on the floor.

'poop!!! He Yelled.

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center ...!