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SNOOTY RECEPTIONIST

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SNOOTY
RECEPTIONIST



An
older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist
who
shared
offices with several other doctors.
The
waiting room was filled with patients.
As he
approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the
receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a
Sumo wrestler.


He
gave her his name.



In
a very loud voice, the receptionist said,
"YES,
I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,

RIGHT?"



All
the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to
look at the very embarrassed man.
He
recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice
replied,



'NO,
I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT
I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'


The
room erupted in applause!





DON'T
MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.



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