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[font=Comic Sans MS]Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, eh" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion eh!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness eh"
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi'regonna huv to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bustards wanted to take my test tickets off me!" [/font]
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BALLs ...who needs them anyhoo!!!!!

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oh, I lol'd eh ..... [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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Post by steve24622 »

Ya don't need ya test tickets...





Ya going to loose,


Watch it tv Bro.....


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Post by ADF-Mesiah »

man that was a good laugh

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Post by FDGStitch »

just thought i would post again so as to be in ALL the latest posts actually.

But it was a top class kiwi joke ... EH? [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
Chris aka FDG Stitch was a top bloke and we gamed for many years with him.. so sad to hear the news today (23-09-2018), only a couple years older than me..(ADF-Cheech) LIFE is SHORT...May Stitch rest in peace, condolences to his family and his friends here and beyond ADFTEAM.

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