THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

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[align=center]THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
Stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
Missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your CENSORED, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
Again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.
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very funny capt [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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[smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif] (pity about the Censored coming up - but you can read into it) [smilie=beerchug[1].gif]
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A.S.S rite .. [smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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I picked it before I got to the CENSORED, but thought to myself, this won't be pretty.

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Chris aka FDG Stitch was a top bloke and we gamed for many years with him.. so sad to hear the news today (23-09-2018), only a couple years older than me..(ADF-Cheech) LIFE is SHORT...May Stitch rest in peace, condolences to his family and his friends here and beyond ADFTEAM.

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