IT Tech in the army.

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IT Tech in the army.

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One of microsoft network's finest support techs decides to go into the army and attends initial training.
At the rifle range he was given some instructions, handed a rifle & a couple of rounds of ammo.
He loaded the rifle & fired several shots at the target which was 50mt away.
The report came from the target area that all of his attempts had completely missed the target.
The tech looked at the rifle, & then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, & then once more at the target.
He placed his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was completely blown of whereupon he yelled toward the target area...

"Its leaving here just fine the trouble must be at your end!" [smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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