Oh To Be 12 Again...
>
> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
> at herself in the mirror.
>
> Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have
> for her Birthday.
>
> 'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the
> mirror.
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
> bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.
>
> What a day!
>
> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
> the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
> there was.
>
>
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
>
>
> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
> with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her
> favourite sweets...........M&M's.
>
> What a fabulous adventure!
>
> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
> exhausted......
>
> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well
> Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'
>
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant
> my dress size, you retard!!!!'
>
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
> it wrong.
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