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Arizona State Laws

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These laws are still on the books in Arizona:


• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West).

• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

• Due to a typographical error in the Tempe code, a shooting range can be run by the "Amateur Craps Shooting Association."

• Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse.

• Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

• In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down.

• In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.

• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

• It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

• Maricopa County: No more than six girls may live in any house.

• Mesa: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liquor license.

• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

• Nogales: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

• Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.

• Prescott: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

• Tucson: Women may not wear pants.

• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.


















































• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
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