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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we
call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will
call you the People.


The nanny , we will consider her the Working Class .

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about
what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and
finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father
in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his
father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of
politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own
words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing
the Working Class while the Government is sound
asleep.The People are being ignored and the Future
is in deep poop.



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