A stranger was seated next
to a little girl on an
airplane when the stranger
turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation
witha fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just
opened her book, closed it
slowly and said to the
stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the
stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he
smiles.
'OK,' she said. 'That could be
an interesting topic,
but let me ask you a question
first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces
clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'
The stranger, visibly
surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it
and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
idea.'
To which the little girl
replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know
poop?'
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