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Here is one for Dizz and a lesson for you young guns [smilie=laugh[2].gif]


An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to quench his parched throat.
He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes,
a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,
'No, I never danced, and I've never wanted too.'

A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said,
'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and with that, started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector in order not to get a toe blown off or his boots perforated,
was soon hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied.
When the last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing,
holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shot-gun, and cocked both hammers back.
The loud, audible double click's carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds, too, and he turned around very slowly.
The quiet was almost deafening.

The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
He found it hard to swallow.
The barrel of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands.

The old man said, 'Son, did you ever kiss a mule's a**?'
The young bully swallowed hard and said, 'No sir, but I've always wanted to.'

There are two lessons for us all here:
1. Don't waste ammunition.
2. Don't mess with old people. [smilie=smiley_abus[1].gif]
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Post by ADF-MadOz »

haha good 1 bungy :):)
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Post by ADF-Snake »

Lol, so true... Watch out for Dizz.. He's smarter than the average man Aahaha MADOZ MADOZ
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Post by ADF-Dizz »

Hooah to that = the "Dizz" is watchin' you young blokes

thanks Bungy and Snake - we will have to have a drink sometime(unarmed of course) [smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif]


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