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Swedish Girl

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:04 pm
by ADF-JOKER
A beautiful blonde from Sweden arrived at the casino and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely
nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed
'YES YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Swedish are honest. Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men are men. [smilie=firedevil.gif] [smilie=firedevil.gif]

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:05 am
by ADF-Snake
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