Newfies
Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:50 pm
Subject: special diet
A Newfoundlander was terribly overweight, so his Doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day. Repeat this schedule for 2 weeks and when you return, you will have lost at least 5 kilos.'
Two weeks later the Newfoundlander returns and the Doctor is shocked to see he's lost 25 kilo.
'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. 'Did this happen by just following my instructions?'
The Newfoundlander nodded. 'I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
'No, from all dat dam skippin man!'
A Newfoundlander was terribly overweight, so his Doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day. Repeat this schedule for 2 weeks and when you return, you will have lost at least 5 kilos.'
Two weeks later the Newfoundlander returns and the Doctor is shocked to see he's lost 25 kilo.
'This is amazing!' exclaims the Doctor. 'Did this happen by just following my instructions?'
The Newfoundlander nodded. 'I'll tell you though, by Jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From hunger, you mean?'
'No, from all dat dam skippin man!'