1) Q - How do you confuse an idiot?
A - 7. Confused?
2) Q - Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A - Right where you left it.
3) Q - What do you say if you take a dog with no legs for a walk?
A - You're taking it for a drag.
4) Q - How do crazy people go through the forest?
A - They take the psychopath.
5) Q - What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A - A nervous wreck.
6) Q - How do you drown a blonde?
A - Stick a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
7) Q - Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice?
A - It said "concentrate".
Two blondes were driving around Los Angeles when the one blonde turns to the other and asks which she thinks is closer, the mon or Florida. The other blonde replies, "Well, duh, the moon! Can you SEE Florida from here?"
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