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Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.
 
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right!
Sum Ting Wong 
 
Are you harbouring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding 
 
See me ASAP;
Kum Hia Nao 
 
Stupid Man
Dum Fuk 
 
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni 

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan 
 
I bumped into a coffee table !
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni 
 
I think you need a face lift!
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here!
Wai So Dim
 
I thought you were on a diet!
Wai Yu Mun Ching
 
This is a tow away zone!
No Pah King
 
Our meeting is scheduled for next week!
Wai Yu Kum Nao  
 
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo 
 
He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka 
 
Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu 


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you have WAY to much time on your hands, have you thought about a job or anything? lol
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ADF-Aztec wrote:you have WAY to much time on your hands, have you thought about a job or anything? lol
lol actually my wife sent them to me lol
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