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"Dog Bite"
One autumn day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a Funeral Vehicle slowly drive by. Following the first Funeral Vehicle was a second Funeral Vehicle, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second Funeral Vehicle and asked him who was in the first Funeral Vehicle.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Bill.
"What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the second Funeral Vehicle. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well."
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."


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Post by FDGStitch »

LOL. MADOZ
Chris aka FDG Stitch was a top bloke and we gamed for many years with him.. so sad to hear the news today (23-09-2018), only a couple years older than me..(ADF-Cheech) LIFE is SHORT...May Stitch rest in peace, condolences to his family and his friends here and beyond ADFTEAM.

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Good one Dizz. [smilie=flicks.gif]
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