Never tell lies to your Mum.

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Never tell lies to your Mum.

A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during
the course of

the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flat mate, Simon was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between

Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".

About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,

you don't suppose she took it do you?"

Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote:


DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE Frying Pan

BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE

YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. LOVE PETER



Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother
which read:



DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT

REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD

HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY NOW. LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day,
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[Aussie]

LOL!

[Yoshizumi]

LMFAO IM IN TEARS!

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Now thats a smart mum...

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YOUR not wrong.....Matt's Been Pissed off ever since ...