I love reading these types of things.....
FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES OUT THERE....
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France and resulted in linoleum blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large!
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture:a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
Please Note:No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
LEXOPHILES
Haha. oh dear you're getting old Deano
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Deano Quote:FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES OUT THERE....
Well here is something for the LEXophiles ....
remember Now... Bali .....??? The one in the middle... HOOAH
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FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES OUT THERE....
Lexophiles, lovers of words, derive pleasure from amassing a complex, variegated, and broad vocabulary.
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Man Im Just A LOVER....And Cable Is My Hero...!!!
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THANKS AGAIN ...Catching Up Last Year... It Was So Much Fun...Still The Missus said I can Go Out An Play Again This Year...Humm....
what about this group again...
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Deano Quote:FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES OUT THERE....
Well here is something for the LEXophiles ....
remember Now... Bali .....??? The one in the middle... HOOAH
***************************************************
AS
FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES OUT THERE....
Lexophiles, lovers of words, derive pleasure from amassing a complex, variegated, and broad vocabulary.
*********************************************
Man Im Just A LOVER....And Cable Is My Hero...!!!
***********************************************
THANKS AGAIN ...Catching Up Last Year... It Was So Much Fun...Still The Missus said I can Go Out An Play Again This Year...Humm....
what about this group again...
MADOZ [smilie=smiley_abzv[1].gif]
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Loyalty, above all, Except Honour
Capt, stay away from my sisters. Thats really wierd how you have pictures of them ALL.
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