A Wise Young Man

[ADF-Deano]

A young farm lad from Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of
he way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all
of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls
his daddy.

'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe the wonders that modern
education is coming up
with! Why, they actually have a program here

at Iowa State that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!'

'That's absolutely amazing,' his father says. 'How do I get him in
that program?'

"Just send him down here with $1,000,' the boy says. 'I'll get him
into the course.'

So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.

About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy
calls his father again.'So how's Ole Blue doing, son,' his father
asks.

'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you just
won't believe this -
they've had such good results with this
program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how

to READ!'

'READ,' says his father, 'No kidding! What do I have to do to get
him in that program?'

'Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.'

His father sends the money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the
dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all

excited.

'Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read
something!'

'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning,
just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room
kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like
he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy

still messing around with that little redhead who lives in town?' '

The father says, 'I hope you shot that son of a B R CH before he

'I sure did,
Dad!'

'That's my boy!'

The kid went on to be a lawyer...

[ADF-Sniper]

LOL.... Funny
Lucky Nobbies isn't in Australia to read that.

[Cecil]

Bahaha thats awesome. He's got lawyer written all over him

[ADF-Baby]

its like a visa ad


















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[FDGStitch]

yup yup yup lol