Doctor .. Doctor.. Brain Dead Lawyer...

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
 
WITNESS: No.
 
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
 
WITNESS: No.
 
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
 
WITNESS: No.
 
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
 
when you began the autopsy?
 
WITNESS: No.
 
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
 
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
 
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
 
nevertheless?
 
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
 
and practicing law.



MAN YOU GOT TO BE JOKING



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