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Well; The short term memory capacity for most people is between five(5) and nine(9) items or digits. This is one reason that telephone numbers were kept to seven digits for so long. DUHH

So us slow people, can remember her name , and her phone number...
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I had this car....  what was I talking about I've forgotten already [smilie=laugh[2].gif]  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

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well ; the average adult eyeball weighs under 30 grams...

So, much for the all seeing..hehehaha [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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Well; Clams have a row of eyes around their shells...

so, when they close up , they shut their eyes,,hahehe
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Well; Facial hair is the fastest growing hair on the body.....

So, i must have facial hair everywhere ... ehhhaah the ape man live's !!!!!!!!!!...hahaheheh
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my most missed memorys are the ones i missed

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deep ... way down a hole....

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ok that hurts ,,, boo hoo
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Did you know the eye is the fastest healing part of you body

facial hair huh .... im trying to get bob to not shave cause i think facial hair on a guy is hot .... like Kevin Smith who plays Silent Bob *drools*
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Well Dani I have to agree with you ,  hahah....well it's  my look too  ,,  hahaha

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ADF-DaNi wrote:Did you know the eye is the fastest healing part of you body

facial hair huh .... im trying to get bob to not shave cause i think facial hair on a guy is hot .... like Kevin Smith who plays Silent Bob *drools*
damn if only every other girl thought the same way...
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the only other species apart from humans that has sexual CENSORED for pleasure is the dolphin.

the town with the smallest name in queensland is ok.

2 + 2 = 4

zebras and donkey do mate and the offspring is called a zebrass.

dj mick likes to hold the sausage hostage

just a couple of things u all might like to know.

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Are you sure about that sausage thing? I read that somewhere but I can't remember where...........

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yeah nah i seen it on animal planet

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i was gunna say sniper does but i'm in his house so i sorta thought.....nah

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[quote="ADF-DELTA"]the only other species apart from humans that has sexual CENSORED for pleasure is the dolphin.

ah, well there are these monkeys that seem to do everyone, just for funny .. or ie reinforce the community base feeling....and oh what a feeling...hahaha
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i seen them monkeys they were on a videoclip and it went " u and me baby aint nothin but mammils so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel" buy the bloodhound gang i like that song :)

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ADF-CaptCC wrote:Well Dani I have to agree with you ,  hahah....well it's  my look too  ,,  hahaha

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rofl i just now notcied that capt! that's awesome! haha xD
ADF-Templar wrote:damn if only every other girl thought the same way...
Well im not like most women  :wink: Im one of those "hard to find" gals ... and guess what .... BOB HAS ONE!
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damn u bob lol [smilie=laugh[2].gif]  [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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BoB u...... Bum.....
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