nymphomaniacs

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:16 am

I boarded my flight and took my seat.

As I settled in, I glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

I soon realized she was heading straight towards My seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside me.
Eager to strike up a conversation I blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business." I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen sitting next to me, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" I said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually men of Jewish descent are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.". ....
"Tonto," I said, "Tonto Goldberg, but my friends call me 'Bubba.'

Post by **ADF-Bollard** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:27 am

he is in

Post by **ADF-Cable** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:25 pm

ROFL....

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:50 pm

So, everyone flying o the getogether..remember ..
this well.. You might be lucky... :]']

Post by **ADF-Medic** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:38 am

I will m8

Post by **JVH-Soljah** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:11 am

Now thats a funny joke, thou I have heard it told other way before

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:48 am

Born In Toronto, Canada..
Your Canadian too..?//
You would have hear it...

Post by **steve24622** » Tue May 15, 2007 4:37 pm

lol......
Your not that lucky for it to happen in real life. [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

To be a Native American Indian & Jewish.......