In The Bar With Saphron

Post by **Saphron** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:28 am

Greetings Gents, Sit Down, What'll ya' have?

Today i'm going to tell the secret of THE GREATEST DRINK IN THE UNIVERSE!!

ok listen carefully........listening?

The things you need on hand are water, a freezer, any selection of your favourite booze(optional) and of course, the best ingredient of all....LOVE!

Step 1. Get a glass, for this i recommend a champaign flute or long stemmed wine glass(or is that a flower?)

Step 2. Get heaps of ice and fill the glass with it.

Step 3. Get heaps of water and fill the glass with it, If you are feeling naughty you can slip some brandy or something in there.

Step 4. Drink it!

I call it an 'Iceberg' and this my dear friends, is THE GREATEST DRINK IN THE UNIVERSE!!!

Here's one i prepared Earlier...

Post by **Bob_Barnicle** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:06 am

yup....hes finally lost it

Post by **MitcH** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:51 am

he never had it to loose bob....     lol

Post by **Saphron** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:53 am

Just because my Prices are Ridiculously Low doesnt mean i'm Insane, Does it?

Post by **Cecil** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:24 am

well how can prices be high when water is free?

Post by **Saphron** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:32 am

Nothing is for free in this world my friend, I can show you how to make a Virgin 'Iceberg' if you want

Post by **ADF-MOSES** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:33 am

water isnt free these days unless u get it from a rain water tank

Post by **Bob_Barnicle** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:12 pm

hmmm, i have this fairly new invention called the 'Tap'... and you wouldnt believe what it does...

it....it.... like, pours water out of the bottom of it... I KNOW right ?... truly amazing what humans can do when they think about it.

Post by **Saphron** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:58 pm

But can it put ice in the water and give it a clever name?