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An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet...

A person uses apporx: 57 sheets of toilet paper each day...

Yeah ok, but i still cannt get my youngest boy to put the lid down,, what is it with that..???? [smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif] [smilie=spamafote[1].gif] [smilie=jump_fire[1].gif] [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif]
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Its because he knows, in his head "WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO" [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

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Yeah i rekon aye...Why do we have to put the seat down...why dont women have to put the seat up? lol

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I agree with ya...... but I like to be polite ;) [smilie=smiley_abzv[1].gif]
I think women hate to know whats under the seat.
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Post by ADF-Bollard »

yeah thats it sniper we see the mess and dont care women see it and have a heart attack (well the ones I now anway) [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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Well, getting back to the , loved bacteria , If you close the lid and the toilet is in the same room as your tooth brush ,, those little buggers wont jump up in the air and get attached to your tooth brush, but ,, hey if you leave that lid up, gee wizz..... guess what you have on your tooth brush , which is nice and moist because it's just, came out of you mouth, it get's a heck of allot of those friends called,, wait ..get this... BACTERIA ... And then you brush your teeth with that tooth brush with all those bugger on them, which sit's in your little tum...tums..and then it make's you want to use that little thing called a toilet...allot..that is..., so. trust me, i want the lid down...and anyway i wouldn't want the misses keeping the lid up after she used it, believe you me.... :roll:
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Post by MitcH »

hahha yer tru but i was about to go brush my teeth....lol maybe a bit l8r haha


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Might want a new tooth brush M8... :wink: :mrgreen:
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haha yer...every time ya brush ya teeth...get a new one lol


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Just like this guy i know, uses his hand... 8)

Just like when he goes to the head..... 8O DUHH
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