AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM

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AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM

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For those who are feeling a bit romantic I give you

AUSTRALIAN LOVE POEM

Yes there is such a thing, sad as it is!
Who said Australians weren't romantic?

[font=Comic Sans MS]Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.
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[smilie=smiley_abzv[1].gif] HAVE A NICE DAY [smilie=smiley_abzv[1].gif]
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clasic LOL

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[smilie=laugh[2].gif] Awsome.. made me laugh [smilie=laugh[2].gif]

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Hahahahaha [smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
good 1 Bungy!!!!1 [smilie=laugh[2].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif]
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