High Tech I-Q >>>TEST
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High Tech I-Q >>>TEST
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss
the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc. . . .
The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try
different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
and asked what he would have.
A martini, please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What
is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers
to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool . . Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out "Uh . . 'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e
y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment, then replied, "A martini, please".
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss
the theory of relativity, inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical
breakthroughs, etc. . . .
The man was most impressed. He left the bar, but thought he would try
different tactic. He returned and took a seat. Again, the robot clicked
and asked what he would have.
A martini, please." Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What
is your IQ, sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
discussing NASCAR racing, bass fishing and what to expect the Steelers
to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool . . Again a martini, and the question "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out "Uh . . 'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e
y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e r-e-a-l-l-y g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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lol i think they're great capt, dont stop.. allways gives me something to read when im bored
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I'll keep looking then, ...ioi... as i dont get Bored, and when the kids say that ,
Man i really dont understand Bored... maybe you can tel me ... There alway so much stuff to do, that i just cannot understand how you could be Bored with Life???
I dont think its a generation thing as , some do. Its a frame of mind, ie:
"Im grown out of love" = watch a porn movie, get new ideas ext;
"Theres nothing to do" = do the dishes,cut the grass, clean ur room ext;
"Are we there yet" = fall asleep, read, look out the window, you could walk ;
" ficking the TV, channel to channel" = do ur home work, ride ur bike, ur horse, kayak, go to the beach, call a friend and play ball, jump on ur motor bike, and piss off..ext
Man i really dont understand Bored... maybe you can tel me ... There alway so much stuff to do, that i just cannot understand how you could be Bored with Life???
I dont think its a generation thing as , some do. Its a frame of mind, ie:
"Im grown out of love" = watch a porn movie, get new ideas ext;
"Theres nothing to do" = do the dishes,cut the grass, clean ur room ext;
"Are we there yet" = fall asleep, read, look out the window, you could walk ;
" ficking the TV, channel to channel" = do ur home work, ride ur bike, ur horse, kayak, go to the beach, call a friend and play ball, jump on ur motor bike, and piss off..ext
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ahah, i like the porn one, thats about it
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