MAAAAAAATE

[ADF-Deano]

lol the miss's sent me this earlier today....

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MAAAAAATE!

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish
kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.

Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way
To the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy People
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, largeFries
and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens
to the counters

Only in Australia .... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
Then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want
To talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works
On their tongue.

142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new
shirts.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
The fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years
After opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.... In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet

IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN SEND THIS ON!


HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!!

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GOD BLESS AUSTRALIA

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HOOAH



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[MitcH]

yeah....EXTREME!!!!!!! lol

[Doom]

Come on aussie come on come on go Australia!!

[ADF-CaptCC]

I must say ..I like This One...hahahahaha

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while
The fairy lights were plugged in.

[ADF-CaptCC]

shocking eh...hhahaha

[ADF-Medic]

Good one m8

[MitcH]

shocking eh...hhahaha

*sniff sniff*...i smell bad pun hahah

[ADF-DELTA]

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, mate - it's a local call".

Doesn't that just some it up nice!

I love this country!

[ADF-Deano]

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[Fridgt]

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

[ADF-MadOz]

Oi! Oi! Oi!

[MitcH]

haha i like that one delta