lame Jokes

Post by **MitcH** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:22 pm

I'm sure we've all heard some pretty lame jokes in our time so i thought we should all share em with the world...u know the ones like "why did the boy fall off his bike...because someone threw a fridge @ him.

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Post by **MitcH** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:23 pm

Oh and i forgot one..."why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread." haha

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Post by **steel** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:54 pm

lol yes they are lame what are lame are those crappy joke books and knock knocu who;s there ones

Post by **MitcH** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:56 pm

haha yeah im sure that the person who invented knock knock jokes is roasting in hell lol

Post by **ADF-CaptCC** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:50 am

After his 20 years of fun in the sun, with his 2 millions buck, from all those limp wee wee, people that buuy those books...

Oh Yeah ...did you hear the one about....

...now way man..not me...

Post by **ADF-Nobbie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:44 am

what's white, round and looks like an asprin?

an asprin

Post by **ADF-Nobbie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:56 am

What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.....

Whats go black, white, red, black, white, red etc?
A penguin, falling down the stairs, with a hatchet in it's back

Duck walks into a bar. "Barman - got any peanuts?", barman says no. Next day, Duck walks into the bar. "Barman - got any peanuts?", barman says no. Next day, Duck walks into the bar. "Barman - got any peanuts?", barman says no and if you ask me that again, I'm gonna nail that beak to the bar. Next day, "Barman - got any NAILS?" - barman says "No", Duck says - "Barman - got any peanuts?".........

And if the Barman did have peanuts and all they did was say nice things to the patrons, would they be complimentary nuts?

Sign in the Bar - $100 to make the horse laugh. I walked in there, put my $5 entry fee in the jar, went out the back and within moments had the horse laughing its saddle off - Won me $100 so I left
Went back there a few months later, Sign in the Bar - $100 to make the horse cry. I walked in there, put my $5 entry fee in the jar, went out the back and within moments had the horse bawling it's eyes out. As the barman handed over the cash he asked - "I never did find out how you made the horse laugh the other month", "M8" I said, "I went out the back and told your horse that I had a longer and fatter "^#*(&" (Male Anotomy not commonly found in females" than it did." "And to make it cry" says the barman........ "I showed him" I replied.................

Post by **ADF-Dj_Mick** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:56 am

lol
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Post by **MitcH** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:18 pm

Whats bright orange and sounds like a parrot

a carrot

Post by **Ronin** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:06 pm

Mick tell em about your air force 1 joke/plan.

That tops the lame list.

Post by **MitcH** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:11 pm

ok this ones pretty bad... Why are pirates called pirates? Because they aarrrrrr

haha