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Well; The average human body contains enough fat to make SEVEN bars of soap... 8O Gee just like my birthday...on the 7th.. [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [smilie=laugh[2].gif] I have enough soap , to get clean... [smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif] [smilie=spamafote[1].gif] oh yeah , I'll ...

Well; Because of the rotation of the earth, an object can be thrown further if it is thrown west...

So, when they say go west they mean it,, either way , the nice way or the hard way...

Yeah But at what cost m8....

I can Fly...I can fly...

OK ... Just fry it with some butter,, and have it on toast... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

yeah , well ...ok .. But we are talking about us here in oz,, not the world...and even if we were ...its better to use it than waste it ..wouldnt you think?? Cause ..just like oil..it isn't going to be there for ever,, especially if we are not water wise.. [smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif] So drink beer... [...

run before they get u...

Jono ...

Why do you let your dog always do that ,,,

Not sperm M8 kids......

8O I cannt believe my ears M8... Tycron , u said: everything u use water for ends up evaporating...>>> Well, if you waste it, and it goes down the drain , to someplace else... we loose it ...it doesn't mean we get it back... even if it does evaporate... We must likely wont see it rain on us ...and a...

Good Mitch ,, So how many kids you got...I got 5 ... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Nice Work Medic.... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Good One M8

Hey Capt. you should check out that website. They have some pretty funny pics. http://boners.com/ It's not a nasty nasty website ya know lol trust me.[/url] Nice Find Dani ... [smilie=halm[1].gif] Its Marked , But i dont know about not being nasty... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] [smilie=beerchug[1]....

Bummer BaBy ... I feel for u M8

TOy, First all the time m8 [smilie=halm[1].gif]

So Mitch you didn't get it...or get it..

Wake you up at night, and man i know what ..she'd be getting too....

Why put it on ur car and drive way , when we are running out of it, and we are going to need it to drink and with out it we are dead...as 70% of the body is made up with water....

so, drink it dont waste it....

Nice one M8 ... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

WELCOME JONO>>>>> [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Ho...Noo....Its Matt.... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] Welcome to the Brother and Sister hood.... Matt....Now we just need your misses to join up ,,,,COme on SAM [smilie=halm[1].gif] [smilie=smiley_abus[1].gif] [smilie=beerchug[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1]...

A Guy Who Snores This is the story of Lucy Dent She Had a husband who snored And nothing would stop him and nothing would help "They"always say you should wake a snorer up So for the years thats what Lucy did The good news is it stopped the snoring But Lucy now has 17 Kids.... :roll: HUMP [smilie=ev...

I'd Rather have been born a racehorse That sounds like a pretty good go With a trainer and a ninty-pound jockey Who'd ride me for a minute or so I'd win the daily double The Trifecta and the Exactor Cause i KNOW WHAT A STUD FARM IS AND MOTIVATION WOULD BE A SIGNIFICANT FACTOR HUMP CHUCKY [smilie=evi...

well ; It takes about 150,000 Liters of water to grow and perpare a ty[ical dinner for eight people,, 8O And this is the same water we need to live,,, so why do i see people still using it to clear there car, there drive way, the windows , with a hose....gee when its all gone its gone,,, i just dont...

Hear s a tonge lashing if you ever got one...

HOOAH

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ok now post it in the sig area for sniper to add, m8 or maybe one of the other admin's cause us lame ducks cannt do that for you M8..sorry,, but it looks great.... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

I only c the buttom photo but i cannt see anything wrong with the one i can see, so what the ... thing i'm missing???

stop drinking that ..WATER>>> and get back on the XXXX

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We had them year ago, and i believe you'll find they are stll in use M8, But not with the same zappy ammo we would slap in tickle in there M8..Load up the plug with Dimes..(dime= 10 cent usa coin) bugger me man, it would cut you up bad, go in like a scratch, but what a mess goin through, and out the...

WHY...??

Doesn't make you sound any smarter.....heck..might even slow you down if you stop...

So cheers M8..

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No .. way man,, ### your not fooling me....I hear you like that stuff...i'm not giving you any pleasure...

can you get ur sorry asses to perth... Fremantle...well if so, i'd buy you one m8 np [smilie=halm[1].gif] hell bring ur swag and i'll get a box,, we can jump up to the property , and have a few drinks and a nice warm fire to keep you ladys warm at night,,, [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] [smilie=smiley_...

never man...never...

BaBy....DOWN....

ok what you got so fare M8 ??

I just , heard it now, cause i always have the sound off...

Man it wants to keep you away ... doesn't it//....

YEAH MAN>>> Saw It On Discovery...Fox Box... It is meant for usage in the medical field. By swallowing together with a pill, the camera can reach into the patient’s digestive system and allow medical observations that would otherwise be more invasive for the patient. The camera offers color video an...

The 50 cal, is a beast, [smilie=snajper[1].gif] CHUCKY , I'd like to see some other class weapons in AA, to make it more correct...Were have the shot Gun 's Gone, we had a 10 round clip feed shot gun , that was just sweet, looked like a m-16, but kicked like my old lady if i dont bring in the washin...

YEAH !!! BaBy,,,,, ioi Oh Yea I Mean Mitch...

Mitch, check out the Photo Gallery M8, you'll find some mix mash stuff there, and tyc and Kitchen , and there is a cuple more that do good work, IceMan was the best... [smilie=halm[1].gif] but he's gone Cold...

Its a hard turn to the left, with the ship banking to the right, no aircraft on deck for this trick m8, Sorry mick, i'll find you a couple of shot's But,, [smilie=halm[1].gif] Ans Nice One Bollard....We use the ships Prop to Slice and Dice the ice, in the northern water, yo drive backwards to cut up...

Ronin looks as if you've found a new Master... 8O You ever think , you'd come home.. [smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif] To your Brother and Sisters Of ADF ??? Come join us again M8 [smilie=smiley_abzv[1].gif] CHUCKY well, you think that button on your jacket, is a button, well,, it's that camera .... we alway...

After his 20 years of fun in the sun, with his 2 millions buck, from all those limp wee wee, people that buuy those books...

Oh Yeah ...did you hear the one about....

...now way man..not me...

Looks like someone does some reading in the head..

Come on man....i know yu like it too.... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

NP Man this is the SPAMMMMMM Spot.. [smilie=halm[1].gif]

[smilie=halm[1].gif] Two at a time...

The drinks are on me.....

Lock and load, and its good to have a nother ADF Brother... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

1.5 cm = 1 inch M8... Your know that the average size of a male, Penis and average size of the female parts are just the same,,, ??? well, yes , they , are... 15cm - 6 inch So, for those male and females that are over that number, be it a inny or a outy....good for you .... [smilie=beerchug[1].gif] ...

No..No...i cannt take it anymore,,, please Stop type'n those Words....

Bugger ....just think how hard it would be to go through life like that ...

Moon Lighting with the Gov. M8 .....

the Kids find it out on the net.. or,, you would not believe me if i told you were i get my stuff from... and its not the net..

Another Posting CENSORED coming right up....

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Just like this guy i know, uses his hand...

Just like when he goes to the head.....

Wouldn't want to be sitting on the head , at that time..

Might want a new tooth brush M8...

Either that or , he wasn't going to let Mick Land on the carrier....

NOW >>> NOW >>>I'm the cat's MEow.. when it comes to Table Danceing..

If I get my , Truck; fill it full of TNT, they will be all dead....CA BOOMMmmmm

Remote controled that is, cause i want to go kayaking later

So M8 , how goes your link to your tracker account: ?? and
Do you have a mic and headphones set yet??[smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif]

Hope to seee and hearrr you in TS soon CU

oou, yeah , Sounds Like a road trip in the Making, [smilie=halm[1].gif]

ADF-DaNi wrote:oh >.< good thing there were no air crafts on there.

There was , before the turn, Dani....

Spmebody is going to get a big Bill for that mess...

I think Bob Is going to be cleaning your house.... :mrgreen: Cause i don't think he'll make it either.... [smilie=jpshakehead.sml[1].gif] :wink: Or you could just punish him,,,,he like s that,,, WHIP 8) About Mick, yeah i think he get's it Dani,,, Its just being dry...Its a Aussie thing....>>> CHUCKY

Well, hello, hope to get a game with you too...

Danceing anyone??

Drunk Driver...

It's a real Tongue Lasher,, eh BoB

DementurE, if you like it, did you get the one , the people did..??

Mick... A chambermaid , is someone who does your cleaning m8 ..

Free The Children is the largest network of children helping children through education, with more than one million youth involved in their innovative education programs in more than 45 countries. Founded by the international child rights activist Craig Kielburger at the age of 12, Free The Children...

Well, thought someone could use this,, i wont say whom i think it would work for but, i have a member in mind, cause when we play , on a map i cann't hear bugger all...

Blaw..blaw...blaww... verbal disconsolated

Yeah your not wrong there M8,, look at your photo.. you had Blond hair when i first new u M8, now look at you ... ur all grey...

Well; The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache... thats because , all this time it was a cross dresser and its a girl.... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] [smilie=halm[1].gif] And , just to let you in on something people...I'm a lesbian, And its been that way for as long as i can remember....

Well ; In the Last 4,000 years , no new animals have been Domesticated...

And i bet some of you partners would say the same thing....

Well; Clouds fly higher during the day than at night..

Don't have to be to smart to figu that out MM8

Between the ages of 30 and 70 year old, your nose may Lengthen and Widen by as much as ... 1.5 cm...

I know some of you might hope it was going someplace else..

Gee WIzzz... dont call on him,, Dont you know anything,, if you speek his name ..he will come... 8O And we dont want that now do we... :roll: You crazy or something...calling on those evil spirits ... You'll never get away from him a second time... [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [sm...

Yeah and he just dropped ...Like a Rock...

Its a Limp,, Camels wee wee...

well mick least you came tothe correct spot...

Look at noobZors, Dog, and Cat...He just saaid to them Sit....Stay....

And they are waiting his next command...

Cool... sound s as if im looking for a new Job as we speek...

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Oh ya that was a 50 cal. Sniper , rifle....Beretta

Medic SOUNDS like a challenge M8...

I could toss, anyone that would brave the water(s) with me...

and after you can be my chambermaid...

THANKS Medic... [smilie=beerchug[1].gif] I Tell You..... [smilie=flicks.gif] Not to worry people...Just be happy your not any of my kids ,,, cause they tell me ..i do this to them all the time... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] Wordss..wordss...they way ...lots of wordss.. [smilie=sleep_[1].gif] TIRED [...

Medic,, i bet he suck's back the worm too....

Sorry this is a better one...

"DIANA SHORE in swan song" with Barbara Streisand Georgia Brown Chad Mitchell Trio & Sam Flecther - Los Angeles Times - Weekly TV Magazine May 12 - May 18, 1963 - Volume 4 Number 19 http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b135/captcc/ADF/b8_3.jpg And man, we were all young then... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].g...

Yeah its out of here, Boommy.. [smilie=jump_fire[1].gif] medic, do u know if your blood line has a black line, it can turn up anytime, years down the track, Just like Dianna Shore ( she had her own talk show in the 1970's and was dating BURT REYNOLDS "Which i dont care for cause he would hit his fir...

http://www.break.com/index/tubingtakeoff301.html

I thought it was a kite ...ehehh

Thia is so cool, i like to set one of those off this year at the 4th of july ..

HAHAHEHEH

http://www.break.com/index/satblow.html

Its Ok Noobzor...It will be Ok M8

I get this one everytime i step out of the shower....and look in the mirror ..

Gymnophobia is a fear of nudity

And when i see the misses coming towards me, i get the other one,

so see has to take it all off...

I get this one everytime i step out tof the shower....and look in the mirror ..

Gymnophobia is a fear of nudity

And when i see the misses coming towards me, i get the other one,

so see has to take it all off...

Nice one Mad. And good idea Noobzor... [smilie=halm[1].gif]
Pull the plug...

Now , Mick this is up ur ally man... But i don't think your take two shots...
http://www.break.com/index/paintball_shot_off_head.html

well. i wouldn't stay there for the secound anyway...

If your like me, well...
this seems ok, you do you work, "cutting down the tree", and you have some fun whilst your doing it...

Timberrrrr .....

http://www.break.com/index/shot_down_tree.html

Rat , dog, dont make any diff to me Man..they both can fit down the toilet, when i flush it either way...

and what was that BooB ...

Trippy man...

But give me the fight sick bag....

Well, getting back to the , loved bacteria , If you close the lid and the toilet is in the same room as your tooth brush ,, those little buggers wont jump up in the air and get attached to your tooth brush, but ,, hey if you leave that lid up, gee wizz..... guess what you have on your tooth brush , ...

All Done ....

Its all looked after MM**88 ;
ADF-dodgey
It looks good...

so, get into it Man...

Man Take it easy man..... [smilie=halm[1].gif]
Have a drink... and a deep breath...

Dance BaBy ...Dance...

Well, hes smart enough to put 3 friendlys in front of him , whilst running to the enemy...check out his sig...

or is that running away???

You'er all CENSORED, !!!

Especially Tyc ...

Just feed him a few rum and cokes....

look out ladys...

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet... A person uses apporx: 57 sheets of toilet paper each day... Yeah ok, but i still cannt get my youngest boy to put the lid down,, what is it with that..???? [smilie=Yahoo_06[1].gif] [smilie=spamafote[1].gif] [smilie=jump_fire[1].gif] [smilie...

that was pres. Bush sr. ,,, not jr , people, just to clear that second last post up.. cheers...
Sorry , i should be smacked....

... oh yeah like that...

Every day more money is printed for the Game Monopoly than the US Treasury..

Yeah ok, who cares...

Give me your green backs anyday...

The Blue Whale weighs 50 tonnes at birth, and as much as 150 tonnes fully grown...

i was going to say it, but,, noo way..not this time...

but im not feeling hungey , give me the Vegy's M8...

Androphobia is the fear of men,

i know theres allot of people i know or came in contact with that have this poor infliction, cause when they see me com'en , they just turn around and run.. they do...

The Longest recorded female legs are 126cm, - as tall as an average 10 year old.

Not to try to say thats a good or bad thing , ...just like to be there myself....

cool... i 4 got about our cat , mow... will post asap...
But got to head up to the property this week-end , we might have rain...yippyyy,...

ouch... navy ...suc .. hehahah ioi

Well, force recon the best... and yeah , not at suc'en...either

oh well, the whole is getting bigger....

The firefly is a type of Beetle. 8O I know its been keeping you all up at night, not knowing, eh... [smilie=evillol.sml[1].gif] Tequila is made from the Juice of the agave. ok who cares it just tastes good.. [smilie=beerchug[1].gif] Nevada and Canberra are varieties of cauliflower.. :roll: So now yo...

haxor...

right o here we go... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

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now ...now .. chucky .. i'm in love with ur sig..man...

Any Map... Just ... Made My Day...

You guys are going to be there to help me too rite...wince.. snarl,,, run...#@$$#@

What wrong Medic , there is no hax there ,M8
Just telling the Kids I'm watching them...

Looks good m8 ... Nice work chopper Man... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

i lost my post's ....why???....how have i pained you my ... most high... [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] [smilie=bowdown[1].gif] zippp...it was all gone....come back,,, people want to read you....... Sorry capt but they were spam,and moved to there right area,trying to keep the forums free of spam,as thats ...

ok m8 np /.....

I hope it has nothing to do with there, or the word... "hump"

yuk...
Well you can tell him now, what the truth of the matter is .. now...

So. i guess chopper we are kin m8, the kids named our dogs, Pompy and Harly

Good luck with your application; and your making the best move of your life,,,

To join ADFTEAM [smilie=halm[1].gif]
hope it all works out for yo M8

Essentially gave the green light to Indonesian dictator Suharto to commit genocide against the peoples of East Timor. 5 Jul 1975 President Gerald Ford meets with Suharto at Camp David. SUHARTO: We want your understanding if we deem it necessary to take rapid or drastic action. FORD: We will understa...

And good old Pres. Ford ; well; First things first: Gerald Rudolph Ford was probably the greatest natural athlete who ever assumed the Presidency. Yes, he tripped on the Air Force One staircase in Salzburg, Austria. Everyone knows he tumbled down the stairs in full view of press and local dignitarie...

Thanks M8, just thought you would like a copy of the letter sent from, Bush to then Pres.Nixon; Dear Mr. President, It is my considered judgment that you should now resign. I expect in your lonely embattled position this would seem to you as an act of disloyalty from one you have supported and helpe...

He did this because he was a hit man for the Bath party, as was said , bill clinton signed the bill which allowed hits on people which were deemed a top priority. for what ever reasons? Is that not what he tried to do? The Bush family have had connections with the Bin laden family for years, when ba...

I'm proud to see we are able to talk to our members with respect, and even though we may not see eye to eye , we are all egalitarian to our members. Good on you all [smilie=halm[1].gif] yes, i wil always back the man on the field, the soldier, You know we gave weapons and monies to AKA 'Uncle Ho'. B...

Well, woodsy, try frying those bananas m8, with some eggs and toast... Just like they do, in .... south america ..., you know that some of the bananas are poisonous untill they are cooked anyway, cause if you eat it , uncooked and you die... [smilie=jpshakehead.sml[1].gif] For me; I like the peanutb...

cool waiting for those photos m8... [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Music to my ears...

i got millions of them...

thes little buggers are better looked after than me...

oh yeah we know about you and the Goats, BoB ,

yeah i could hear him ....he said...shhhhhhh

Man we all got those problems now and then...

Ok...ok...get this man....

Rats can go without water longer than Camels.....

So, we should have been mading packs for them and not the camels...

Oscar Wilde and his friends came up with the word "DUDE" . It came from the words "duds" and "attitude" [smilie=flicks.gif] Of all the words Dr. Seuss made up in his storybooks, only one has stuck in the English vocabulary; "Grinch" [smilie=sleep_[1].gif] yeah , i felt the same way when i found out ...

The number 4 is the only number in the english language that has the same number of letters in it's name as it's meaning ,,

If you catch my drift...

I like your sig M8, nice work noobzor [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Try a flag with this...

i'm watching...

I'm glad i ride a horse,

And sometimes i get lucky too...

ADF-Bob wrote:if its Pipeline, IC, or WC...... im all for it

well, BoB looks as if your going to need help with those maps, so im in too

chucky
Hope the modem is working at top speed by that time

A lam , llama ...

The kernal of the "Myristic Fragrans" is called Nutmeg.

Tasty

merry xmas

Welcome , and good luck with the App M8, It was fun to have a game with you on Bridge, [smilie=halm[1].gif]

Well; i eat too, but you can have the arm and the leg,

I'll have the other tasty bit...

That s looking good but it somewhat dark for me , is it for anyone else??

thats way to good M8

Nice one

Well; i see i hit a bone there, being a member of the USMC, from 1972 to 1980, I have been in action on many of front and which i really never wanted to be there, though i went and yes , i lived , many died. Of those out of my group in boot camp, in PI . I only know of 3 other people which are alive...

Ok here we go;; it is phisically impossible for pigs to look up to the sky.roll: A polar bears skin is black. Its the fur that is not white but actually clear. It reflex's the colour of the snow, or sometimes the red sky, for a good looking bear. 8) More people are killed annually by Donkeys than di...

ok i get this;;;;In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse. Well, i can understand that as we have had 23 horses on our property at the same time, we owned 5 of those, but when we ride...

Well; Daily, the human race grows by about 214,000 people. 8O Not to worry Bush is correcting that , by killing as many as possible'... Well; Men sweat approximately 40% more than women... Thas because we do more work... :roll: :wink: Well; Another word for hiccuping is "Singultus" hummm. yeah rite....

I smell it too...

Smells like sex, but sound s totally different...
NNNooo my emotions are gone, wtf....

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